Dealing with your Dealer:

here's a little insight to a new book i bought for Heads or Tail, feel free to come in and breeze through it for a good laugh or sum worthy knowledge about the weed industry!

insert from "High Times Official Pot Smokers Handbook"

Dealing with your Dealer:

1. Thou shalt not haggle (marijuana is def. a take or leave it proposition)
2. Thou shalt not dawdle (if your dealer wants you to stick around and get high, you'll be invited, otherwise do your business and move along)
3. Thou shalt not bring a friend without permission, for obvious reasons
4. Thou shalt not ask for a free sample
5. Thou shalt not ask to be fronted weed until next tues.
6. Thou shalt not ask where thine dealer gets herb from or how much it costs
7. Thou shalt not talk about herb on the phone or email
8. Thou shalt not make a scene (this means no loud music booming out of your car windows on the way in or hysterical laughter on the way out)
9. Thou shalt not expect your dealer to smoke you out all the time and never return the favor (after all, didn't you just get a brand new fat sack of weed?)
10. Thour shalt not bug the shit out of your dealer during the occasional dry spell