so instead of makin a pros and cons list like i was gonna ...i decided to make a list of things you shoulllld do instead of what you were gonna do. hope that makes sense...you'll catch on, check it :
Instead OF:
laying around on the couch all morning.....get up , do errands, gym, take a walk, whatever. your already awake so why not do something....and then have a nap later ..guilt free? ehhh? ehh??
spending that last $20 in your pocket on a round of fatty breezer flys with vodka in it (ridiculous right?) on you and your buds.... leave the bar, walk home and then you have cash for the next day to eat something delicious! Ehh?? righttt!!?
i know...so smart..just getting started:
complaining your fat... dont order mayo dip for your fries, order house salad.
making out on or at the bar.... get a room
going to calgary to shop..... check banff first (bahh had to do a "shop local" plug there haha
hating your job.... quit. find a job you can be passionate about.
hating on a girl/guy that you don't know... get to know them
dressing bad..... dress good k? (that implies no sweatpants worn out of the house
watching Jersey Shore.... watch annyyyythingggg elseee FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....it IS making you DUMB! think to yourself....have i overreacted at the bar? BINGOOOO i bet it's cuz you got influenced from that show. i'm right your wrong. dont even try to argue with me.
and lastly...Instead of:
shopping at Hempire...bahhh jk not gonna go there....
ordering me a jager shot... order me a grape BOMB! chug cheers boom ZING! thanx :)
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