Heads up peeps:

You embarrass yourself if:

-your wearing your sunglasses inside... ESPECIALLY if it's raining/cloudy/snowing outside. unless your Jay-Z or Snoop.

-you dont tip your server/bartender (exception only if the service was absolute terrible on all accounts ie: server/management/host/food)

-your wearing Ed Hardy products

-your wearing a mini skirt and platforms walking around in the tall snow during th day (understandable if it's at night, we'll assume ur goin' to tha cluuuuuuuuub)

haha ..this is all i have for now. this is all i saw today. more to come soon. xo

make the right choice k?

so instead of makin a pros and cons list like i was gonna ...i decided to make a list of things you shoulllld do instead of what you were gonna do. hope that makes sense...you'll catch on, check it :

Instead OF:

laying around on the couch all morning.....get up , do errands, gym, take a walk, whatever. your already awake so why not do something....and then have a nap later ..guilt free? ehhh? ehh??

spending that last $20 in your pocket on a round of fatty breezer flys with vodka in it (ridiculous right?) on you and your buds.... leave the bar, walk home and then you have cash for the next day to eat something delicious! Ehh?? righttt!!?

i know...so smart..just getting started:

complaining your fat... dont order mayo dip for your fries, order house salad.

making out on or at the bar.... get a room

going to calgary to shop..... check banff first (bahh had to do a "shop local" plug there haha

hating your job.... quit. find a job you can be passionate about.

hating on a girl/guy that you don't know... get to know them

dressing bad..... dress good k? (that implies no sweatpants worn out of the house

watching Jersey Shore.... watch annyyyythingggg elseee FOR THE LOVE OF GOD....it IS making you DUMB! think to yourself....have i overreacted at the bar? BINGOOOO i bet it's cuz you got influenced from that show. i'm right your wrong. dont even try to argue with me.

and lastly...Instead of:

shopping at Hempire...bahhh jk not gonna go there....

ordering me a jager shot... order me a grape BOMB! chug cheers boom ZING! thanx :)

Don't pretend it's not funny.....

Got Snow?

Yup....we did ! Banff that is. This pic i stole from Yanni on facebook. but this is no lie...i think we got more snow that this but it's paints a good picture for ya.

here's some things you can do because it finally snowed so much that you can't help but have fun in it.

-snowboarding/skiing (duh)

-shovelling (yes believe it or not, i had a great time shovelling my walkway, a path to my car and these gigantic steps up to our place, i was in awe)

-sledding

-tobogganing

-snowball fights (i should prolly get some people together and do this)

-bury a cat and see if finds it way out (sorry to all the cat lovers, not like i acccctually did this....or did i?)

-donuts in your car

-slap some skates on and see if you can push through all the snow on the frozen river

-follow a deer around

etc.. etc.. it's endless. make sure to wear proper gear though. dont be dumb.

Parker...kinda a big deal!

Ladies and Gents that love the Dj type of music: be sure to catch this show! i haven't seen him first but all i heard from when people got back from Sham last year was how he killed it. He's being compared to ASKILLZ and well...if you know know who askillz is then, well... we can't be friends. bahhh totally joking. but he's good. just take my word for it. SO i'm assuming Heads or Tail will have a few free tix to hand out for the nights seein' as how they Presenting the show along with Aurora. If not well i just dont even know wut to say. Hope to see you kids out!! xo

Today's obsession: Martin Solveig & Dragonette - Hello (OFFICIAL VIDEO HD)

Thanx to Dj Cain for playing this at the Devils Gap on sundays, i usually get my fix but today...it's pretty much on repeat because i findly found out what song it is and OH YES i downloaded this bitch:

your welcome.

Martin Solveig & Dragonette - Hello (OFFICIAL VIDEO HD)

Twitter List

Dont hate the tweeps out there, just look down on yourself that you havent signed up for the future. guess your happy living in the dark. ohhhh burn. jk..but it's pretty amuzing.

Here's a list of peeps i like to think are the most amusing to follow on twit twit twitter in no particular order:

CTVCalgary - for all your breaking news and road report knowledge

Bitchinmiche (Mama miche) - she's a good one. she'll prolly tweet you back too

HeartofBanff (the bison courtyard) - good to follow, give you updates and what's goin on with 'em

headsortailshop (Heads or Tail) - you'll know as soon as we get something new in the shop and well its just an obvious choice

Bob Sagat - always writtin' funny shit

Rolling Stone - it's good to know what they think about music or whats new

JESSIMTV (jessi cruickshank) - you'll reconize this lady as the Hills aftershow host, this chick writs funny shit. i like it.

jessikahunter - cuz she's adorrrrable

Cainwun (Dj Cain)- so you know when this machine is playing what club and where

SchoolyardM (schoolyard musings) -otherwise known as my not much older but very wise sister. never a dull momemt!

katyperry - always upbeat and not dull

SnoopDogg - duh.

ConanOBrien - funny man on and off tv, makes good points

rustyrockets (Russell Brand) - gotta follow the husband too. seems to mention condoms a lot. HA

Dustin Craven - ya, this lil monsoon says sum funny offside shit

amandaagordon (amandaa gordon) - this chicki from town never bores me either

kanyewest - this dick sometimes goes on rants and your left reading them going WTF? pretty amusing

seanandrewdance (Sean Dance) - great homie. always writes back. he knows wuts up.

hardinghama (andrew hardingham) - loc dogg. again, says funny shit.

JimCarrey - no brainer. you know it's gonna be good

ParisHilton - ya i did.

and obvious: meeshsouliere - star of this show

big ups to STAVROS

I just have one thing to say today......

I just wanted to give a big hug and high five to the Stavros, Paul Baxter and Brian Standish for looking out for the small business' in town and knowing it's incredibly hard in this town as it is, but now we have to pay a lot more for our garbage. i getttt there are reasons behind it but the fact of the matter is....with the way things are going right now....like really? REALLY Town of Banff...did you have to throw this on us now? ANNDDD raise our license fees TOO?

just saying.

ps. Fernie's business license's are around $80.
i'm lookin' out at least $1600....

uggggggggggggggggggggggg.

all i ask of Banff these days is SHOP LOCAL!!!!! for the love of our town and the people in it....DO IT! don't assume banff doesnt have what your looking for, between banff and canmore i'm sure we do! Dont just run off to Calgary without at least trying.

Survive!!

one day...